What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?

-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Dr No

How did you get to be a leftist?

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

From Russia With Love

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Is something wrong with my discharge? So, when I masturbate, white discharge comes from my vagina, but it's not stretchy, it's pasty. It doesn't smell and I'm not itchy, so I'm sure it's not a yeast infection. Why is it pasty though?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What is your favourite true story to tell at a party?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What transforms the philosophical intellect?