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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 09:12
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
A hidden 'super-Earth' exoplanet is dipping in and out of its habitable zone - Space
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
share office space ...
I Used to Dread Taking Creatine—Then I Found These Gummies - The Daily Beast
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Then came..
Why are the Chinese so sensitive to Western criticism?
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Chase Sapphire Reserve’s Annual Fee Is Increasing to $795. Is It Still Worth It? - AFAR
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives